WOULD YOU “BANG” THIS?

                                              

Miss Kelly Roland of Destiny Child fame is someone you would definetely bang! She has come up from the second in command to the star of the show! She is definetely shot calling on stage at the 2008 Cannes Film Festival Benefit for the Prince Albert Foundation.

                          What do you thin Pricksters, on a scale of 1-10?

                                         

Paris Hilton’s New Fragrance….SMELLS LIKE GIRAFFE ASS!

Drama Queen Paris Hilton launched a new fragrance “Can Can” today in London, England. Word over the pond is that her fragrance is not the best scent in the world. Presspricks also has heard from a reliable source that it wasn’t received with open arms by the Brits. We will see what she has to offer when it’s released in the states.

What do you think Pricksters:

Would you buy a Fragrance from someone who is famous over nothing?

Fellas, Would you tap this ass?

Listen Pricksters, we have to keep the flavor going for our male readers. We caught Ms. Locke at the Nokia Theater in N.Y.C and she did her thing. She has got bigger cannon’s than the Civil War! Plus a cute face to match so we would like to know how you feel fellas…on a scale of 1-10 where do you rate Ms. Locke?

Dick Canon and Mariah At Six Flags….AWWWWW

Hey Pricksters! Isn’t it lovely to see Mariah Carey and her new cornball husband DICK Canon at Six Fags Flags Magic Mountain in Valencia , Ca. Now, I don’t mean to be a hater, but we just don’t understand this union? How can a cornball like this luck up into over $100 million dollars of new pussy?

This is probably one of the wackest dudes in the industry since Wayne Brady!! (and he was wack as FUCK)

We all thought he was gay until that fake engagement to that woman he had a couple of months ago.

So my question to you pricksters is this:

What type of psycotic hold does he have on her or is this just some made up bullshit?…

50 cent tries for $300 million more from Fox/Myspace

Look Pricksters, call Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson what you want(bitch,snitch, gay,etc.) but you can’t call him BROKE! In a Mediatakeout.com exclusive we report the following:

According to a person close to Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson is on the verge of signing a 10 year deal which will give News Corp far reaching control over the 50 Cent brand. And the deal is also poised to launch the company’s MySpace Records into the big leagues. MediaTakeOut.com has received a preliminary set of terms of the proposed deal:

The multi-platinum 50 Cent and his G-Unit artists will move to a new G-Unit label created under MySpace Records.

all of 50’s concert touring would be marketed and sold through a newly created News Corp entity;

50’s website Thisis50 will be acquired and run by News Corp;

in addition, 50 would get his own production studio to put out film and tv projects.

And the cost to News Corporation for all that - $300M in cash and stock. The insider told MediaTakeOut.com, “At least half of it will be in stock. [50] will be one of the largest shareholders of News Corp. when the deal is done.”

While nothing has been finalized. The deal is scheduled to go into effect in 2009 - after 50 completes his final album with Interscope.

Pricksters, what do you think about this deal?…….

Obama & Edwards join forces to dick smack Billary

Oh yeah pricksters, They join forces for the ultimate smack down of the Clinton empire. Now, Barack “big Cock” Obama is going to get 19 super delegates by week’s end. This is a tremendous blow to Billary and the bra burners! Well, We like Bra burners, but not the Billary machine thats been running on a fuel of stupid since 2007!

What do you think Pricksters:

Should she quit now or take a dick smacking on June 3rd?

Billary wins big in WV….but who cares?

Billary Clinton gets back at Obama for the dicksmacking he gave her in North Carolina. She goes and wins a state that is the population of my high school and keeps the farce going. Look Billary, why are you and the bra burners keeping this bull shit going?

Pricksters, what do you think she should do?

Billary needs Barack Obama to pay back loans!

Billary Clinton may need over 11 million dollars to re-pay because of the economic raping she is taking over this campaign.  Presspricks.com  believes that she is only running  because  if she  loses, she wont be able to raise any money and has to pay the debt.

We also believe that the reason she wants the “dream ticket”  is because  Bigcock Obama can pay back her loan sharks. We will keep you pricksters updated.

What do you think?…….Should she leave or stay?

Barack “big cock” Obama jackhammers Billary in NC!

Barack “big cock” Obama gets a double digit lead over Billary Clinton in the tar heel state. Reports from CNN said that the count from the popular vote is over 233,00 and the delegate count is 37 to 22 in favor of Obama.

As of press time Big cock is now trying to do another dicksmack in Indiana. Even if he does not win there, he still walks away with 32 delegates out of 78. So, whatever happened in Penn now is totally negated!

So, what do you think pricksters:

What do you think Billary should do?

CSI star says the dope ain’t his..YEAH RIGHT

Look Pricksters,  Gary Dourdan of the CSI fame states the Heroin found in his car by the police  was not his. He is a truthful hippie looking motha fucka who dosen’t do drugs. I mean a guy who still has a nappy natural 30 freaking years after Supafly clearly looks like the picture of clean health. Why in the world would a weird looking queen like this look like he does drugs?

We toally believe in Gary Dourdan innocence. (just like q believe in shopping with my wife) Question is pricksters,

“How to you feel about dope and celebrities?