Dick Canon and Mariah At Six Flags….AWWWWW

Hey Pricksters! Isn’t it lovely to see Mariah Carey and her new cornball husband DICK Canon at Six Fags Flags Magic Mountain in Valencia , Ca. Now, I don’t mean to be a hater, but we just don’t understand this union? How can a cornball like this luck up into over $100 million dollars of new pussy?

This is probably one of the wackest dudes in the industry since Wayne Brady!! (and he was wack as FUCK)

We all thought he was gay until that fake engagement to that woman he had a couple of months ago.

So my question to you pricksters is this:

What type of psycotic hold does he have on her or is this just some made up bullshit?…